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Need a hand? Ask Seany
UK student sells body to pay University fees
 In
an attempt to cover some the expense of studying at University,
Seany Gerrie decided to make money online through the tried and
tested medium of humour. His idea was to rent out his body, limb-by-limb,
part-by-part. And it's really taken off. Crazy people from all over
the globe are buying into his fantastic sense of humour and renting
parts of his body.
One day a couple of months ago, Seany was aimlessly surfing the
Internet, when he came across a website in which an American woman
asked visitors to donate money to help pay her credit card debts.
He thought it was no more than a beggar's blag because she didn't
offer anything in return for donations. Seany began to think...
It wasn't until he bought an acre of the Moon
as a funny gift for his girlfriend that the idea came to him. "What
if people could rent parts of my body?!"
Seany put his Internet Computing Degree to good use and created
a funky website from where he could offer individual parts of his
body for rental. The website, www.seanyg.com,
invites visitors to rent their very own piece of a healthy 19 year
old University student.
The website features photos of each available body part and a price
list indicates how much they cost and indicates the parts that are available.
Many of the 'popular' parts (hands, eyes, buttocks etc) have already
been taken on a 6-month lease. However, they can be reserved! Body parts
up for grabs include blue eyes, nose, mouth, ears, nipples, hands, butt
(both cheeks!), belly button, thighs, calves, feet, tongue and teeth.
Current special offers include: "6 months rental for the price
of 3" and "buy one strand of hair and get another free".
Those who do fancy a piece of Seany will receive a certificate
of ownership, regular 'progress' updates and photos of the specific
body part. Just think... you could own a part of a student! When
he gets his degree and becomes famous (he's already captured the
world media's attention) you can say, "My bit of Seany helped
him get where he is today."
His bits make great gifts too. Buy a hand as a peace offering for
a loved one, or a pair of eyes as a wedding present. There's a part
for every occasion!
It should be noted that you can only "rent"
a part of Seany and, under no circumstances, should you track him down
to claim your pound of flesh... or hand, or buttock. He explicitly
states on his website, "You may not demand sexual pleasure with
any of my body parts, I AM NOT A RENT BOY".
Seany is set to take over the world. Kids will be swapping his body
parts at school; screams of "Got. Got. Need!" shall be heard
far and wide.
Grab your favourite piece of him now. Get it for yourself or buy
it for a friend. Go to www.seanyg.com
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