This is a quirky romantic company starring Paul Dano and the yummy Zooey Deschanel, but sadly is misses its mark.

A pointless and only good for putting you into a coma, a 28-year-old mattress salesman, dreams of adopting a Chinese baby, suffers random beatings from a (probably imaginary) homeless man and meets an oddball rich-girl called Happy (Deschanel).

Notable only for its quirkiness, writer/director Matt ­Aselton’s glum debut is a movie with nothing to tell you about life – except it’s clogged with too many films like this.

Watch the trailer here: